Friday, August 12, 2011

Tazo tea and lip liner


So I'm sitting in a starbucks. Surrounded by people at a table by myself.
In front of me are three men. two at a table together and one who just picked up his newspaper and walked out.
The two men are having a very intentional conversation. The one with the Tazo tea is doing all the talking, using his hands like an orchestrater. the other gentleman sips his coffee, says something lightly and the tea man carries on.



In front of me to my left are three women. one just leaned over to sniff the other's neck then hands her a small ziplock bag that she then sniffs. 

Behind me is a group of 20 somethings speaking a different language. Maybe swiss or dutch? They are all blonde. the women in front of me are all brunette. the men in front of me are both grey and balding. Birds of a feather really do flock together.

The tea man just told a story about someone's arm being chopped off, I think, by the way he held out one arm and used the other hand to chop it off.

The people sitting behind me are incredibly trendy. One just walked to the bathroom and he was wearing black trousers, a suit vest, suspenders and a white collared shirt. It's 100 degrees out. what is he thinking. Also, he has black hair. not blonde.

The Coffee boy who called me gorgeous just stepped outside to take a smoke break.

The group behind me is more romanian I think. oddly enough none of them are blonde. 

I had a friend in high school from romania. I'll never forget her. She had a rough life and was blamed by her parents for the harm done to her. She made me promise to never tell or she would be disowned by them. 

Johnny and June just came on…I'm going to Jackson. 

After a five minute Facebook break the woman in front of me is STILL putting on lip liner. Maybe they're having a friday-lunch break-mary kay party- at starbucks??? weird.

Since this blog is so stinking random and somewhat aimless I thought I'd leave you with a link: 

changed my mind. I'll leave you with a quote: 

Actually, none is coming to mind.

I want so badly to leave you with something to make this worth your while. (if anyone is still reading this). aha. free art.

Leave a comment (a quote you love, a link to something sweet, etc.). The fifth person to comment on this blog will get one of my paintings. to guarantee you'll actually get one, I have it already made.

rules:
(you can only comment once, and it can't be back to back)- (this one's for all you strategists).

two business men just sat behind me. I'm not sure but I think it's going to be boring. Peace!



7 comments:

  1. haha, of course by "you can only comment once", I meant twice. this clarifies the back to back statement.

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  2. This is my first comment. I'm clearly going to be watching your blog today to ensure that I am comment #5

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  3. So... does this comment I'm leaving now, which is comment #3, make me ineligible to leave comment #5? Im confused. haha

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  4. Carmen is the greatest writer/musician/actor/director of all time! He's a quadruple threat!

    My comment is fashioned after your blog: Random but funny.

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  5. Comment 5!!! I don't have any cool link but I can send u an invite to google+ haha!

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  6. also, thanks dave, Carmen was such an inspirational figure in our lives...but seriously.

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